Posted: 16 Feb 2015 04:47 AM PST
It
has reported to me from Chloe’s household that millions of people have
been arrested for looting, breaking & entering as well as
experiencing panic attacks, physical injury, and lengthy hospital stays
trying to get their hands on my upcoming book The Day I Met Jesus before it releases on March 3rd, and I partly believe it. (Paraphrase of 1 Corinthians 1:11; 11:18. Thanks Paul.)
To prevent permanent bodily harm, mental anguish, and further criminal activity, my publisher has released A Taste Test of the book.
The Taste Test should hold everyone over until the release date in 15 days . . . March 3rd . . . where you can order the book and hold the baby in your hands direct from Parable.com.
If you missed my big announcement about this recently, Parable will beat every other bookstore’s price — including Amazon’s — and you’ll get 7 exclusive bonuses from Mary and I if you purchase the book from Parable during release week.
Oh, please don’t share the Taste Test with your peeps until March 3rd. It’s just for you right now.
We don’t want people pre-ordering the book beforehand.
We’d like to give them our 7 exclusive bonuses which I’ll unveil on March 3rd.
So here’s to your physical and mental safety! Download The Day I Met Jesus Taste Test
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